function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"function fixBug(bug) {
return Math.random() < 0.5 ? bug : moreBugs // progress
}
function estimate(task) {
return task.guess * 3 // still wildly optimistic
}
const coffee = await brew()
if (!coffee) throw new Error('cannot code, send help')
function understand(legacyCode) {
return undefined // nobody actually knows
}
while (it.works) { dont.touch(it) }
const fix = stackOverflow.copy().paste() // it works now
function review(pr) {
return Math.random() > 0.1 ? 'LGTM' : 'add tests' // brave
}
git commit -m "final_v2_FINAL_actually_use_this_one"